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1 Horse jokes
- Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!...Read the whole joke
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- Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 p...Read the whole joke
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- Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overti...Read the whole joke
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- Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. M...Read the whole joke
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- Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore...Read the whole joke
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- How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!...Read the whole joke
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- How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!...Read the whole joke
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- How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!...Read the whole joke
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- How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!...Read the whole joke
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- How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots....Read the whole joke
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- How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!...Read the whole joke
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- How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!...Read the whole joke
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- What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!...Read the whole joke
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- What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with...Read the whole joke
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- What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear yo...Read the whole joke
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- What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beati...Read the whole joke
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- What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!...Read the whole joke
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- What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup....Read the whole joke
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- What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!...Read the whole joke
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- What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks....Read the whole joke
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